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The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
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Sometimes i forget how old am i cause christ i go on skype, friends bd and it says he turned 16 and my first thought is haha what he put a fake year.
Also ik young but i forget my own age
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
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Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
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you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the Hannibal fandom
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thanks bro, you’re
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro
cause i’m having a
we’re all friends can’t you
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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